joe bloggs

I got this quiz from The Internet Ate My Homework - thanks, Bubby.

I forgot the percentage breakdowns, but here's the summary:

Joe, you exhibit an even balance between left- and right- hemisphere dominance and a slight preference for visual over auditory processing.

So I'm not going to fall over, right?

With a score this balanced, it is likely that you would have slightly different results each time you complete this self-assessment quiz.

Maybe I'm just indecisive.

You are a well-rounded person, distinctly individualistic and artistic, an active and multidimensional learner.

You callin' me a fat guy and then try to tone it down by sayin' I'm artistic? And what the hell is multidimensional? I'm not a cardboard cut-out.

At the same time, you are logical and disciplined, can operate well within an organization, and are sensitive towards others without losing objectivity. You are organized and goal-directed. Although a "thinking" individual, you "take in" entire situations readily and can act on intuition.

Organized and goal-directed? Nah. Try disorganized and over it.

You sometimes tend to vacillate in your learning styles. Learning might take you longer than someone of equal intellect, but you will tend to be more thorough and retain the material longer than those other individuals. You will alternate between logic and impulse. This vacillation will not normally be intentional or deliberate, so you may experience anxiety in situations where you are not certain which aspect of yourself will be called on.

So now I'm stupid and anxious as well as fat. Great.

With a slight preference for visual processing, you tend to be encompassing in your perceptions, process along multidimensional paths and be active in your attacking of situations or learning.

There's that multidimensional word again.

Overall, you should feel content with your life and yourself.

Cos' it's not getting better any time soon for the fat, stupid guy, huh?

You are, perhaps, a little too critical of yourself -- ...

WTF - I'm critical! I like that! I've just been called a virtual no-hoper by some dumbass quiz questionnaire that doesn't know me from Adam and now it tells me I'm the one that's critical!

... and of others -- while maintaining an "openness" which tempers that tendency. Indecisiveness is a problem and your creativity may not be in keeping with your potential. Being a pragmatist, you downplay this aspect of yourself and focus on the more immediate, obvious and the more functional.

And, just to cap it off, I'm an underachiever.

I'm not doing any more quizzes.











is it time for a nap yet? i think so