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Sunday, August 29, 2004

Suddenly 80. 

A business executive hits 63 and retires with major regrets. He wishes he had divorced his wife at 46, bought that sportscar and taken off with his secretary to leave his boring life behind.

Now it's his retirement day and he's been given a gold watch (like that's any good, the first time in his life he doesn't need to take notice of the time and they give him a freakin' watch).

Depressed, he goes into the photocopy room towards 5 o'clock and climbs into the stationery storage cupboard. He shuts his eyes and makes a wish to be 46 again while sprinkling himself with magic dust from the spare photocopy ink cartridge.

When he wakes up, he is aged 80 and in a nursing home.

STUPID MAN! He was supposed to wish for something GOOD but, instead, wished for something BAD.

So the photocopy ink dust fairies PUNISHED him by ADDING seventeen years to his life instead of SUBTRACTING them.

Then he tries to remember his past life but he can't.

YOU KNOW WHY?

Because now he has Alzheimer's.






is it time for a nap yet? i think so

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