Sunday, June 05, 2005

Please hold for your receipt number .... 

Ten seconds of wait music.

Then: 'Thank you very much for paying your bill via Acme Gas and Electricity Company's fast, convenient telephone payment system - we're putting the power in YOUR hands! Your receipt number is Q (pause), 1 (pause), 0 (pause), 0 (pause), 9 (pause), 5 (pause), 7 (pause), 9 (pause), 2 (pause), 9 (pause), 5 (pause), 0 (pause), 9 (pause), 5 (pause), 8 (pause), 2. To hear your receipt number again, press 1. Or to finish press hash or just hang up.'

I'll just write a check next time, thanks. Be a whole lot quicker.

is it time for a nap yet? i think so

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