Sunday, November 27, 2005
Fish.
With over 260 kilometres of coastline and an area of over 2000 square metres, Port Phillip Bay is an extremely large body of water.
Some bright spark has decided to count the fish in it.
How? By sending scuba divers down.
Good luck.
Having said that, I'd love to do it. Imagine the conversations.
Other person at cocktail party (holding martini glass): 'What do you do?'
Me: 'I count fish.'
Other person : 'Why?'
Me (deadpan): 'To see how many there are, of course!'
Other person (nodding wisely): 'Ah, of course!'
(slight pause during which other person eats olive)
Other person: 'And how many are there?'
Me: 'Don't know. I haven't finished counting yet. They will keep moving around.'
is it time for a nap yet? i think so
Some bright spark has decided to count the fish in it.
How? By sending scuba divers down.
Good luck.
Having said that, I'd love to do it. Imagine the conversations.
Other person at cocktail party (holding martini glass): 'What do you do?'
Me: 'I count fish.'
Other person : 'Why?'
Me (deadpan): 'To see how many there are, of course!'
Other person (nodding wisely): 'Ah, of course!'
(slight pause during which other person eats olive)
Other person: 'And how many are there?'
Me: 'Don't know. I haven't finished counting yet. They will keep moving around.'
is it time for a nap yet? i think so
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