Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Someone made poetry out of spam, so why not spam made out of poetry? 

Blow, blow, thou winter wind,
Thou art not so unkind dear Mistah Nelson
As man's ingratitude and lack of hard erection;
Thy tooth is not so keen

Outside the sky is light with stars;
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There's a hollow roaring from the sea.
And, alas! no crysalis online pharmaceutical for the little almond flowers,
The wind is shaking the almond tree and videos only of your most private moments.

The sea is calm to-night but later you can see anything your heart desires.
The tide is full, the moon lies fair Re: employmentqz332ppkhhnbbnh98.
Upon the straits; on the French coast the light
Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand to gain 56% in the size of your member.

How do I love thee, jazini@adroit.newcome3.IT.IN? Let me count the ways direct to your desktop from the office of the master of the prize draw for one billion US dollars guaranteed! if you subscribe! today!
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height, Mr Ursus B. Genralia
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace and special DVDs of nothing you have ever seen before

Oh! young Lochinvar is come out of the west,
Through all the wide Border his steed was the best with NEW SOFTWARE OPPORTUNITY
And save his good broadsword he weapons had none, except VERY CHEAP, EASY AND CONVENIENT WAY TO MAKE THOUSANDS QUICKLY!
He rode all unarmed and he rode all alone. BUT NOT FOR LONG!

Breathes there the man, with soul so dead,
Who never to himself hath said,
This is my own, my native land!
Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd, NEED EXTRA CASH?

Without warning
as a whirlwind
swoops on an oak
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Love shakes my heart

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players,
They have their exits and entrances AND ALL SPECIAL TITLES ARE YOURS
And one man in his time plays many parts,

is it time for a nap yet? i think so

That's classic, and kind of amazing! A lot of songwriters - I think David Bowie was one, and David Byrne might be another - used the chopped up and/or found lyric technique, and it still seems to work very effectively.

You need to get those Nigerian scam bank detail things in there somewhere though - I get lots of those.
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